So-long saloon

Marshall.

Hello boys, you won't mind telling me why I can't seem to keep tripping-up over you whenever there's trouble in town?

Coincidence?

Coincidence is not a scientifically sound explanation for the simultaneous occurrence of two or more seemingly spontaneous and yet apparently unconnected repeated events.

No need to show us your piece. We're men of peace, as you'll know by lack of evidence to contrary. Is it getting too hot in here Dwayne?

Sure is Rufus, and I find the atmosphere in here a little too stifling too.

May be I just shoot some holes for aeration?

Considerate as they may be, and we thank you for your consideration, that won't be necessary Marshall. We'll prop open the door on our way out.