Bar fly

Yeah, leave the lady alone, before I put a hole in your head bigger than my fist and the medics can shovel.

Did I hear you right. Is that a threat?

Deaf as well as retarded, I can see how diptera school was an extra special struggle for you. Stop rubbing your legs and draw back that loose, long corkscrew tongue of yours. Now swat.

Jesus, do you talk to all insects this way?

Only ones that bother.

Asshole. BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Splat!