A lesson from it-story (death of the narrator)

Now you'll recall the Great Depression that commenced in late 2007 and the trans-human synergy created by the merging of the identities of the artists formerly know as Tony Blair, George Bush and the dead Michael Jackson into das Über-Ich, Tony Jackson Bush Jr (who also goes by the moniker "Obama Man"), who would then go on to become our leader in debt perpetuity - the gift of history that just keeps on giving, and the penchant for brown shirts, black armbands and single sequined gloves that followed, the never ending war on terror drugs, and so on, well, where was I? Did someone turn off the lights? Was that a flash? No cameras allowed! Ugh, I'm bleeding. Is that a new hole in my head? Medic!