Friday, 4 March 2011
Customer service line
Sir, if may be so bold as to step-right-past your disparaging remarks regarding my visage and get right to the matter at hand, once the egg-timer has been surgically removed from the lower bowel, the manufacture’s guarantee is null and void as it constitutes a clear and present breach of the package-stated safe operating parameters. However, we thank you for your patronage and urge you to consider some of our other home and kitchen products.
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They're in trouble if they sell you a faulty breadknife.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why that's funny, but I spent half an hour laughing at that.
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