Friday, 4 March 2011

Customer service line

Sir, if may be so bold as to step-right-past your disparaging remarks regarding my visage and get right to the matter at hand, once the egg-timer has been surgically removed from the lower bowel, the manufacture’s guarantee is null and void as it constitutes a clear and present breach of the package-stated safe operating parameters. However, we thank you for your patronage and urge you to consider some of our other home and kitchen products.


  1. They're in trouble if they sell you a faulty breadknife.

  2. I don't know why that's funny, but I spent half an hour laughing at that.