Blind justice

There's a spectrum: at one end there's white; the other black - you know that only one of those extremes is actually a colour?

Your point?

Black is not a colour.

What?

So don't give me no jive about me arresting you on account of you being coloured.

Are you serious?

I don't like being called racist.

So how you explain yourself picking me up on account of nothing?

You looked suspicious.

How come you see me if I ain't got no colour?

Fair point, I'll note it my report.

You are serious, seriously crazy.