I don't subscribe

QT surveyed the plethora of invitations to subscribe wedged in his spam mailbox; then pondered his ascribed titular marketing demographic.

Titles included:

Nimble Rod: Vaulters in Athletic Poses

Men & Menstruation: A Monthly Guide (Periodical)

MENSA Midgets: Small Bodies & Big Brains

Breast & Back Stroke: Water Sports & Massage (A Bi-Monthly)

Junk Male: Masculinity in One Part

Swingers: Simians Love Life (Approved by the Forest Stewardship Council (and also a Bi-Monthly))

Pimp my Gimp: Bondage to Fashion

Mother's Milk: Thanks for the Mammaries (On Demand)

And, finally:

Post 69: What Comes Next? (As and When)