Where's Wally?

Where are you?

In this room.

Which is where?

In such and such a building on such and such campus.

Which is where?

In such and such a city.

Which is where?

In such and such a country.

Which is where?

On Earth.

Which is where?

In the solar system.

Which is where?

On a spiral arm of the Milky Way.

Which is where?

In the universe.

Which is where?

Well, the universe is everything?

Which is where?

Everywhere?

So you are telling me you are everywhere?

I suppose so, if you put it like that.

You put it that way, but I couldn't possibly comment from where I'm standing. Now what time is it?

When?

Now.

Which now?