Two's Company

The executive escort "lady" - and I use that term advisedly - gurned erratically in response to Alpha-Alpha's "jokes" - again, I use that term advisedly - in the manner that bespoke: (a) chemical abuse; and/or, (b) mental illness. He feared it was the double whammy. However, the company card guaranteed refund in case of damaged goods. Nothing worse than splashing out on disappointment.