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So what kind of intercourse would you like?

Erm, well, I guess we could try verbal first and, I don't know, when we're both comfortable with that, may be we can move on to semaphore and end on, er, high-powered encrypted energy beams using the sun's gravitational force as a slingshot?

You should know: I don't do that kinky quantum shit with strap-on lasers. I've been burned flying too close to the sun before. And the Japanese No Theatre deal is extra.

Oh my god, I never thought chatbox cyber sex would be so complicated.

You should also know you are propositioning a minor program.