For tis the season

Do you know what I like to call this time of year QT?

If I said "yes" would it terminate this conversation?

No.

Okay, what do you like to call this time of year?

Shitmass - and do you know why?

Because it is a mass of shit?

You're catching on QT. May be you're more than the sycophantic jerk-wad I beat you into.

The pleasure is all yours Sir. Merry Shitmass and a happy New Fear.